As the talented Lionel Richie once said,

“Hello / Is it me you’re looking for?”

Well, I guess you ARE looking for me, as you have pressed the “about” tab in my blog. Sneaky little bastard, are you? thought you can look for me without me knowing.

So, as every good prostitute says: I’ll give you what you want baby.

I am SarcasticIssue, obviously, this is not the name my parents gave me, as they are not THAT fucked up, but that is the name i’ll go by here. I am NOT a 40y/o predator OR a 32 y/o virgin gamer living in their mom’s basement screaming “shut up mom! can’t you see i’m live broadcasting?? I have like 3 people and a midget (also a person, no hard feelings) following me!!”

I most definitely AM on the other side;

• A (fairly young) woman
• A 5ft blonde
• A massive dickhead
• A writer
• A bit too sexually obsessed
• A rubbish mouth
• A sarcasm whore
• A coffee drinker
• A smoker
• Not so much of a drinker
• A book lover
• A pianist
• A multilingual
• A cuticle biter
• A HUGE FAN OF RYAN REYNOLDS

Love u, Hate u, Xx